28 March, 2007
⋆ nose amputation ⋆
and then we have all the two (or more) word phrases:
in a temper...in a frenzy...beside myself...hopping mad...hot under the collar...foaming at the mouth...in a lather...in a paddy...fit to be ties...bent out of shape...teed off...ticked off
(thanks to the oxford thesaurus for all the words....i am really not that inspired & wordfull to think of so many synonyms for 'angry')
that's how i am feeling today. and have been feeling since monday.
think i can hear all of you saying 'not another boy incident'.
Nope - you're wrong this time. am staying away from boys because i fall for them & then they break me. but that's another story for another day. actually, it's not. it is a non-story.
NO BOY = NO HEARTBREAK = PEACE = A TAD BORING
why am i a grumpy bitch from hell?
MY FUCKING SINUSES.
if swearing offends you - PISS OFF.
sorry, i am incapable of being nice and sensitive (not as if i am that clean mouthed at the best of times anyway...)
i am currently in sinus hell. my face hurts, my eyes ache, it hurts to wear glasses & i am grumpy.
ok, so the grumpy thing may have something to do with PMS - but i am still going to blame my frigging sinuses for EVERYTHING!
permanent headache this week? SINUSES!
waking up late in the morning? SINUSES!
earthquakes in ishikawa? MY SINUSES!
war in iraq? MY SINUSES!
general dis-ease & unhappiness all round the world? MY F-ING SINUSES
yeah - bloody powerful these damn sinuses.
and you know the frigging best thing about it all?
headache pills - NO
allergy pills - NO
sinus medication - NO (what's the point of THAT then?!)
aromatherapy - NO (but i grudgingly admit that it did ease the pressure in my head for a while)
steam - NO (but when i was in the steam it was kind of ok, but it's not as if i can walk around in a steam bath all the time, is it? i'd look f-ing stupid)
btw - if anyone, anyone at all, has any other suggestions for dealing with chronic sinus infections, please please PLEASE tell me.
anyway - i just needed to get all this negativity out so i could feel more whole.
actually, that's a lie:
i feel like shit, and i want to spread the shitness around a bit. i want people to know how crap i feel....yeah, i am a truly nasty evil sick person to be around. (no wonder i'm single...)
anyone doctor who can do nose amputations? don't care what i would look like - just want to get rid of the pain....