21 December, 2006

who's bad?

'isolated by the secrets of your fellow man' - saxon shore

i got this in email form from Sandi and thought i'd put it up here...

so what to do...
just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
you don't need to confess your offenses, just the total fine....and put in the comment section....

fyi, my fine was $440.60.
Let the fun begin!

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $0.50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

19 December, 2006

yearly retrospective on the life of sin

'dirty epic' - underworld

i both love & loathe this time of year.
i love it because i still have the childish glee of christmas & all that it entails. i enjoy the decorations, the smiles, the presents (both giving & receiving) and the parties. i also enjoy the time off - that much needed 'refresh-time'.
That's the good stuff for me. whatever people may say, it IS a season of goodwill - and i love that.

but there's the things i don't enjoy too.
the biggest thing is the whole restrospective i get into. i suppose it's natural, with the end of the year, the coldness of winter & my birthday coming up. it all makes me look back on the past year & beyond.
now, i know looking back & reflecting on past deeds is not necessarily a bad thing, but for some reason i only seem to reflect on the bad things that happened.
and it hasn't been all bad. 2006 has brought good things, but try as i might, it's always the crap that comes to the forefront.
But yeah, good stuff in 2006...
My first summer birthday...
Sin Parents coming over...
Friends - new & old...
Arab Strap...
Being somewhat stronger...

and then i kind of get stuck.
there MUST have been more that happened this year. there MUST be more to my life.

thought something good was coming too - but i managed to screw up & i think i lost my chance...cursed myself before it even started.

also, i NEVER feel homesick, here is home to me. but now at xmas? yup, i feel frigging homesick for family.

thanks to frangipani for introducing the above webcomic.

15 December, 2006

mappity map

'young folks' - peter, bjorn and john

got curious about the photo i took of fuji, because there was a curl of coast that looked like it would be easy torecognise on a map.
so had a look at yahoo maps, and i found it. (for the map challenged, look at it upside down, and you'll recognise it...)
it's all near Shimizu City in Shizuoka prefecture.

the second picture of fuji shows the west side of the Izu Peninsula in the background.

so there you are. now all your curiousity about the photos of mount fuji should be satisfied...

11 December, 2006

fantastic fuji

yndi halda - 'dash and blast'

just wanted to share a couple of photos from my to trip to kyushu.
can't believe how lucky i was with the weather & my seat in the plane.
doesn't fuji look gorgeous from above?

in other news, life is good. coasting down to the end of the year & new year break.
also starting to plan my trip to england & france in february. (shit time of year to go, but the flights are dead cheap...)

and just planning to relax, catch up & recharge at the end of the year.

oh yeah, guess i better do some xmas shopping too...arghhhh....